#philosophical fire

[faithsoneluv]

i don't think people understand how hard it is not to ship tomarry / harrymort because what do you mean they're borderline canonically soulmates. what do you mean they're PROPHESIED to each other. what do you mean they're literal parallels, had the same childhood circumstances but turned out the exact opposite. what do you mean harry's the embodiment of the light side and tom's the embodiment of the dark even though they're so, so similar. what do you mean they both have common names even though they themselves are anything but common. what do you mean they have uncountable amount of bible references that apply strictly to them, what do you mean harry makes sure to mention tom's the handsomest in the room whenever he sees him and apparently likes their connection. what do you mean their wands share the core of the same phoenix and therefore literally can't kill each other even if they wanted to. what do you mean harry wanted to give him another chance despite everything he's done, what do you mean tom offered him his hand, what do you mean harry killed tom at the same age except the order of the numbers is reversed. what do you mean harry's eyes are the same colour as tom's favourite unforgivable (avada) AND the colour of his house, what do you mean TOM'S eyes are the colour of harry's favourite defence spell (expelliarmus) and the colour of his house. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE EACH OTHER'S OTHER HALF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARRY IS LITERALLY TOM'S SOUL??? 😭

NOT TO MENTION THESE THINGS AREN'T EVEN FANON LIKE...? lmk if i missed something though.

[jayceewarhammerman]

In today’s episode of Magnus Protocol:

• Isaac Newton creates the ✨Philosopher’s Bush✨

• Old Yeller learns the process of Alchemic Photosynthesis

• Collin checks if Alice has Games on Her Phone

• We learn The Great Fire of London was caused because an Avatar of the Corruption forgot to change the batteries in their smoke alarm

• Sam forgot to turn on Incognito Mode while examining government secrets

[jmwdoesthings]

McGonagall: That's... your fourth coffee today. Are you sure that's wise?

Snape: (produces a can of red bull and pours half of it into goblet) It's not coffee.

McGonagall:

Snape: (emptying a bottle of Ogden's into his goblet) It's home-made sedative.

McGonagall: (watching him chug it) You're going to die.

[lactosetolerantb]

Harry Potter eras

[theaskywalker]

Imagine George walking in on you and Fred making out in the kitchen

Masterlist

[lost-inthe-v0id]

Young Snape x Reader prompt/idea? Idk

I can’t really write so this is a scenario I made up that I just word vomited

I’ve always had a crush on snapes young actor since I was like 8 so this is js something I made up when I would daydream

Student!Reader is a ravenclaw pure blood with no strong opinions on wizards/witches with no magic parents and a lot of ravenclaw and slytherin friends

Student!Reader and Student!Snape meet on the train and click right away but don’t hang out at school as much because Lily told Snape she didn’t like reader. They’re still acquaintances until that changes due to Lily getting closer to James and Severus getting a class with Reader. Little by little they slowly start getting closer together.

Reader would like to spend more time with him but he feels a responsibility to stay with Lily all the time since she was the only one who cared to stick around with him. Reader doesn’t like the way Lily treats him and the fact she’s all buddy buddy with his bullies

Finally it’s all solidified when Severus and Lily have an argument their 4th or 5th and he calls her a mudblood. Lily starts to ignore Severus not only everytime he goes to apologize but anytime he comes near her at all. She starts to stand by and just watch James and his gang bully Snape and sometimes laughs.

Reader finds Severus crying and comforts him. Gives him a pep talk about how wonderful he is and how people make mistakes and no one deserves to be treated like he is. Finally after that they start hanging out everyday. Severus becomes good friends with Readers friends but they still usually only hang out with each other.

Reader tells people in Ravenclaw and slytherine how Lily treated Severus and people stopped talking to her, gossiping about her even. Since Reader is a pure blood that’s part of an affluent family she grew up around other affluent family kids. Overall reader was not only friends with higher influence kids but also very respected among them due to her kind and understanding nature. So a lot of these people started to look down on Lily.

Finally it all comes together when Snape and Reader are near a tree talking one day when he starts telling Reader how much he doesn’t deserve her and kind of confessing and rambling when Reader kisses him. After that they start dating, the don’t try to hide it either. They hold hands ALL the time, sometimes you find the pair snogging, other times you find Reader laying her head on his shoulder.

Lily doesn’t like this, she liked the fact Severus liked her and the attention she would get from him on top of that people she use to talk to won’t even look at her now. She tries to talk to him saying she’s ready to hear him out but by then Severus couldn’t really give a shit.

Idrk about the rest

I know not a lot of people like Snape like that so I’m just posting this for myself not really expecting anyone to see this lol

If someone does end up making a full fledged fic plz credit me :<

[hpseeker99]

Harry: I've been told by many people that I 'light up the room'. Hermione: That was arson, and those were witnesses.

[mrs-sharp]

Happy birthday. You are missed.

[oliveoilisedible]

Oh my god, Grian really is a silly little British orphan now :o

Can't wait for Hagrid to come pick him up.

[idontcarecarebear]

I will never forgive the Harry Potter movies for cutting out Neville's character's importance and all his suffering. Especially in that one scene where Mad-Eye Moody is torturing the Amblypygid, and without context, you think it's just Neville being weak. But he's hearing the screaming tortures of his parents rattling around his head while that poor bug begs for mercy. Do you think he hears it begging for its life? Do you think he's listening to it and wanting to claw at his ears because it sounds just like his parents? Do you feel at that moment he's wondering why he wasn't the chosen one so that his parent's torture could have at least been justified?

[painedpen]

I refuse to consume any (fan-made) Harry Potter content that doesn’t depict the golden trio as punk ass, rule breaking, anarchy loving freaks. I’m talking bitchin earrings and ripped jeans. Middle fingers straight up to the Ministry.

I want Sirius Black to look at all three of them, and genuinely worry that he’s their biological father. And then when he’s sure that he isn’t, he just decided that he’s gonna adopt them and teach them his ways.

[faithsoneluv]

hi there tomarrymort nation ♡

(and the rest of you guys i guess! /j)

[oflorelei]

This is how it feels discussing asoiaf lore and theories with the normal, chill people:

[shpavaan]

Halloween, 1978

[nuninho2000]

Hello! What's your thoughts on Harry/Ron friendship. I always love them, they are family.

I just love it !

They are actually my favourite friendship throughout the series, the Harry and Ron relationship is one of my favourite things in the books.

Harry trusts and affirms Ron and his knowledge of the wizarding world, he often asks questions, and is a great listener. Ron is made to feel knowledgeable and valued.

Harry inspires Ron to pursue the courageous and selfless path, like at the chess board, without Harry Ron would never have even found himself in that sort of situation. And when Ron would rather not do the scary and hard thing like visit Aragog's hollow, Harry pushes him onwards. He also inspires loyalty and love for their mutual friends like Hagrid, whom Ron helped with Norbert and got seriously bitten.

Harry also does not care what the financial class or social status of Ron's family is, and embraces them as they are. He does not look down on Ron or his family for any reason, conversely, he admires them and reveres them. And he would give no second thoughts to saving any and all members of the Weasley family if he had to (and of course we know he ended up saving many of them).

Harry takes care of Ron and supports him, he brings him to Slughorn when he's been love-potioned/drugged to take an antidote. He forgives Ron in Deathly Hallows for leaving them, and becomes Ron's advocate. Harry spends countless hours practicing Quidditch with Ron to strengthen his skills, and provides constructive feedback and encouragement. He also deeply respects Ron, when Harry realizes he has feelings for Ginny instead of just asking her out he spends quite a bit of time debating whether or not this would be considered a betrayal of his best friend.

Ron reaches out a hand to Harry as a friend, but Harry sticks with Ron from that moment onward. He doesn't trade up, he doesn't distance himself, he shows loyalty to a person who showed him genuine kindness. Harry gives Ron attention over people Ron probably thinks deserve it more. Harry makes Ron feel unique and wanted in a family where every other sibling before him has already achieved everything.

As for Ron he always was loyal to Harry and risked his life to help him no matter what, even when they were angry at each other these two just couldn't be mad at each other forever.

Ron presented Harry to his house and most importantly a family that Harry always wished for .

[starlitcrows]

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